Laugh in English...

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India..
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since i have to go to my village to sell my land along wiht my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2.This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
As i want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
As i am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave...
4. From HAL Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and i'm only one responsible for it. please grant me half day casual leave
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o' clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave
6. An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As i am studying in this school i'm suffering from headache. I request you to leave
me today
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
9. Covering Note:
I am enclose herewith..
10. Another one:
Dear sir: wiht reference to the above, please refer to my below..
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering form sickness and as i am her only husband at home i may be granted leave
12. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same (well).
13. A candidate's job application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.. As I am both(!!) for the past several years and I can handle both wiht good experience, I am applying for the post.